However, he promised to make an actual head count on Sunday.” The reporter continued, “First thing Monday morning the elder called, upset. ‘I owe you an apology, ma’am,’ he said, voice shaking. ‘I counted every adult—and we had five times as many women in church as men. Five times! It’s been this way for years—and I’d never noticed.’” For years the experts have told us the church is a men’s club. Feminists condemn the church as patriarchal and male dominated. Reformers complain that the language