The trouble with stretching the truth is that it’s apt to snap back. My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world. George Bernard Shaw Truth is such a rare thing, it is delightful to tell it. Emily Dickinson A man had rather have a hundred lies told of him, than one truth which he does not wish should be told. Samuel Johnson A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. Stephen Leacock Every truth has