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Phillips’ Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings: A Stupendous Collection of Quotes, Quips, Epigrams, Witticisms, and Humorous Comments. For Personal Enjoyment and Ready Reference is unavailable, but you can change that!

From Bible quotes and Christian teachings to the words of renowned historical figures, this collection of over 3,800 entries offers wit, wisdom, and an emphasis on practical living.

An opportunist can hand out baloney disguised as food for thought. Even when opportunity knocks, a man must get off his seat to open the door. Opportunity knocks only once, but temptation bangs on the door for years. When opportunity knocks at the door, most people are out in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. Why are opportunities always bigger going than coming? The sign on the door of opportunity reads “Push.” Golden opportunities are not found in the realm of slumber. Plough