did the baseball player lose his house? A: He made his home run. Q: Who was the only person in the Bible without a father? A: Joshua, because he was the son of Nun (none). Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted some cold hard cash. Q: What did the one-dollar bill say to the ten-dollar bill? A: You don’t make any cents (sense). Q: What happens when race car drivers eat too much? A: They get Indy-gestion. Q: Why do baseball pitchers stay away from caves? A: They don’t like bats.