sing hymn number 118 on Easter!” (Translation: We have been here much longer than you, and if you value your job, you will modify your behavior to bring it in line with our expectations, or next Easter will be your last Sunday, pending no further shenanigans on your part between now and then!) Unknowingly, as I planned the Easter service, I violated the predictability this woman and much of the congregation had come to know. To me, it was just a song. To the elderly portion of our congregation, that