believe your own bastard theory of evolution, either; I believe it’s pure jackass nonsense”), Christian leaders cringed, and they often publicly criticized him. But Sunday didn’t care: “I want to preach the gospel so plainly,” he said, “that men can come from the factories and not have to bring a dictionary.” Sunday was master of the one-liner, which he would use to clinch his practical, illustration-filled sermons. One of his most famous: “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than