Urban Legends of Theology

40 Common Misconceptions

MICHAEL WITTMER

brentwood, tennessee

Urban Legends of Theology

Copyright © 2023 by Michael Wittmer

Published by B&H Academic

Brentwood, Tennessee

All rights reserved.

ISBN: 978-1-0877-5607-3

Dewey Decimal Classification: 230

Subject Heading: CHRISTIANITY / JESUS CHRIST / CHURCH

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Contents

Introduction

Part I

God and Theological Method

1. It Is Important to Believe in Something, and It Does Not Matter What

2. Theology Puts God in a Box

3. Faith Begins When Knowledge Ends

4. Theology Is Western and White

5. Doctrine Divides. Love Unites

6. The Bible Is Our Only Authority

7. A High View of Scripture Turns the Bible into an Idol

8. Jews, Christians, and Muslims Worship the Same God

9. God Created the World Because He Was Lonely

10. God Is a Gentleman

11. You Should Pray Like It All Depends on God and Work Like It All Depends on You

Part II

Humanity and Sin

12. This World Is Not Our Home

13. You Shouldn’t Waste Your Life on Temporal Things

14. My Body Is a Temporary Residence for My Immortal Soul

15. I Am Enough

16. Freedom Explains the Problem of Evil

17. Satan Is Tempting Me

18. All Sin Is the Same before God

19. Jesus Never Spoke about Homosexuality

20. You’re Not Supposed to Judge

21. I Should Never Feel Shame

22. The Safest Place to Be Is in the Center of God’s Will

23. God Won’t Give You More Than You Can Handle

Part III

Jesus and Salvation

24. The Son of God Put on Skin

25. Jesus Loves Sinners and Dislikes Religious People

26. Jesus Is More Loving and Compassionate Than the God of the Old Testament

27. We Are All God’s Children

28. All Children Who Die before the Age of Accountability Will Be Saved

29. Any Religion Will Save You as Long as You’re Sincere

30. We Must “Preach the Gospel at All Times and If Necessary, Use Words”

31. God Helps Those Who Help Themselves

32. Justification Means Just-as-If-I’d-Never-Sinned

33. We Should Not Be Motivated by Fear

34. We Should Forgive Others for Our Own Good

Part IV

Church and Last Things

35. Christianity Is Not a Religion—It’s a Relationship

36. I Don’t ...

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About Urban Legends of Theology: 40 Common Misconceptions

Urban Legends of Theology surveys 40 of the most common misunderstandings of Christian doctrine. Some of the urban legends are cultural truisms that turn out not to be true; others are misconceptions of what the Bible and Christian tradition actually teach.

Author and theologian Michael Wittmer writes in an engaging and incisive manner, probing beliefs nearly every churchgoer has heard at one time or another, such as:

• The Bible is our only authority

• All sin is the same before God

• God won’t give you more than you can handle

• Christianity is not a religion; it’s a relationship

• We are the hands and feet of Jesus

Urban Legends of Theology corrects these misconceptions and offers a better alternative in each one’s place, guiding readers into the full riches and freedom of Christian theology rightly understood.

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